SHE DRIVES FOR A RELATIONSHIP. HE'S LOST IN THE TRANSMISSION By DAVE BARRY CONTRARY to what many women believe, it's fairly easy to develop a long-term, stable, intimate, and mutually fulfilling relationship with a guy. Of course this guy has to be a Labrador retriever. With human guys, it's extremely difficult. This is because guys don't really grasp what women mean by the term...
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks...– Thomas A. Edison (via letterstobabies)
Lucid by Roberta Day I want to sleep forever and reside in my dreams To frolic through a collage of different specticles and scenes An escape from the insufferable, cruel world at large I want to sleep forever I want to sleep forever so I can live in my dreams The ruler of the lands, the queen of all kings With nothing to fear but the darkside...
Yesterday I sent my sister an email. This was an attempt to try and explain to her how I felt about how our relationship has regressed since (a long time before) her move and why I keep stalling about booking a flight to mexico to visit her. I got my response tonight. And it was mean. Her long email was emotionally riddled with accusations about my character and it lashed out at me in...
I must be a mermaid, I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.
Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep
Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sun on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning’s hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circling flight. I am the soft starlight at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I...
It’s not the end of the world, but I can see it from here.– Patent Ochsner (via laceofpearls)
My Family. How they tear at me. Sometimes I feel caught between my dad and my sister and I’m just waiting to see who pulls my arm off first.
Halloween costume 2011
Good morning World.
‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.’— Louis CK (via whydoihaveablog)
Write hard and clear about what hurts.— Ernest Hemingway (via sleepingtigers)
For I will show you the places nobody knows...
love, Golden Retriever puppies and crisp fall days, Juliana
My 65 year old receptionist and I have decided this is in the top running for my new ‘do.
Overwhelmed. Stressed. And probably getting sick. *deep breath*
The first day it feels like fall, I want to tell you my secrets recklessly…
Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward wed January 29, 1958 in Las Vegas, and there are so many delightful photos of them together that seem to explain how they stayed happily married for 50 years. Joanne: Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that’s a real treat… I imagine if you’re reading Snippet & Ink,...
*sighhh* This is how I would dress if I wasn’t so lazy….
I’m a light packer. (not)
“Do me a favour… Stand up, walk to wherever the nearest window is, and just look outside. You may not know this, but there’s an entire planet’s-worth of summers, friends, sunsets, street lamps, songs, late nights, great films, and night skies waiting for you. Your life is as amazing as you want it to be, but first, you have to let it be that way.” -Chad Sugg
It is perhaps the most emotionally charged debate in the world. It has been re-labeled and marketed many times. It is a violent subject and has had violent repercussions which have reverberated through both sides. It is the subject of abortion. Having been raised in a traditional Catholic home, I was raised pro life. I prayed for the unborn babies’ souls and protested outside abortion...
I’m always amazed at how happy dancing makes me.